I need coffee today. Coffee from the neighboring Circle K will do.
What’s that, you say? Problems with stock? Maybe I should make a run to the recently-opened coffee shop down the street. Espresso might have to step in.
Oh! Some other problems with communication? Double shot of espresso…yunno, since I’m there.
And! Customer complaints? Gosh, its a good thing I bought this new coffee thermos…buy extra coffee, drink current cup now and drink coffee in thermos later. Double Espresso, please.
Murphy is hanging out here somewhere, I know it. And he’s doubled-team with Mr. F-13.
